Q: I've got a specimen that I want to donate to you, what do I do?
A: The fact of the matter is, not all animals are equally specimen-friendly. Whether I can take your specimen or not depends on factors such as size, condition, and, let's face it, how much room I have in my freezer. If you have an animal or multiple animals you would like to donate please send and email to firstname.lastname@example.org with the following information:
1. Animal(s) species
3. Condition (How long ago did it die? Was it frozen immediately? If possible, what it died from?)
Q: My pet died and I want you to preserve it so that I can keep it.
A: Although in the past I have taken custom pet projects by commission, with the growth of Anatomika, many of the more time-intensive processes are no longer possible (namely skeletal articulation). Wet specimens and diaphonized specimens are sometimes possible on a case by case basis, but instances are quite rare. This fee for this service is variable, so it is best if you just send an email to email@example.com with the details of what animal it is and what method of preservation you would like.
Q: How did you get your job? I want a job like yours!
Q: I want to come work for you!
A: We are always looking for volunteers and good employees! We are located in the San Francisco Bay Area. Please send a resume with at least one reference (doesn't necessarily have to be profession reference) firstname.lastname@example.org if you're interested!